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Skriven 2006-05-27 21:50:52 av Greg Sears (3:633/104)
Ärende: A F unny
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A man was driving through west Texas one spring evening. The road was
desertedand he had not seen a soul for what seemed like hours.

Suddenly his car started to cough and splutter and the engine slowly
died,leaving him sitting in the side of the road in total isolation. He popped
thehood and looked to see if there was anything that he could do to get it
goingagain.

Unfortunately, he had a limited knowledge of cars, so all he could do was
lookat the engine and feel despondent.

As he stood looking at the gradually fading light of  his flashlight, he
cursedthat he had not put in new batteries.

Suddenly, through the inky shadows, came a deep voice, "It's your fuel pump."

The man raised up quickly, striking his head on the underside of the hood.

"Who said that?" he called out.

There were two horses, a white one and a black one, standing in the fencedfield
alongside the road. The man was amazed when the white horse repeated,"It's your
fuel pump. Tap it with your flashlight and try it again."

Confused, the man tapped the fuel pump with his flashlight, turned the key
andsure enough, the engine roared to life. He muttered a short thanks to the
horseand screeched away.

When he reached the next town, he ran into the local bar. "Gimme a
largewhiskey, please!" he said.

A rancher sitting at the bar looked at the man's ashen face and asked,
"What'swrong, man? You look like you've seen a ghost."

"It's unbelievable," the man said and recalled the whole tale to the rancher.

The rancher took a sip of his beer and looked thoughtful. "A horse, you say?Was
it by any chance a white horse?"

The man replied to the affirmative. "Yes, it was! Am I crazy?"

"No, you ain't crazy. In fact, you're lucky," said the rancher, "because
thatblack horse don't know shit about cars."



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... >   __m_00_m__|_|__  Cheers, I C E-man

... >                     --spying with free beer at the wall for ALL.

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