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Text 4519, 140 rader
Skriven 2006-06-25 06:43:47 av George Pope (1:153/715.1275)
   Kommentar till text 4508 av Cindy Haglund (1:124/6308.20)
Ärende: At the Old Folks' Home
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On (23 Jun 06) Cindy Haglund wrote to George Pope...
 CH>  GP> An old geezer in an old people's home takes a fancy to a woman
 CH> who
 CH>
 CH> Gee a bunch of penis jokes after my clean stuff eh? LOL.

Was there even ONE "penis joke"?

Oh well, variety is important!

I'd hate for this echo to lose its PG-13 rating! and go down to G!
(eww!) (once in a while, a little family-appropriate humour can be
funny, but ALL the time? (there's a reason or two that THAT fido echo
died while this one continues!)

 CH> A country is taken over by a Monkey named Dumbya.

So where's the funny part?  When do I get to laugh?

More on Bush. . .

-= 1 =-
It occurred to me that the Bush Energy Policy could be summed up in seven
words:

Turn off the lights and bend over.

-= 2 =-

             The Top 9 Questions on President Bush's
              Application Form for Judicial Nominees


 9> Define "strategery."

 8> Best theme song for a law-based TV show is:
    A) Law & Order
    B) Matlock
    C) JAG
    D) Night Court

 7> How much did you donate to the Republican National
    Committee: $___,____,___.00?

 6> How badly do you want to bitch-slap that pansy-assed
    Jim Jeffords?

 5> Hypothetically, a Presidential candidate challenges the
    result of the election...

 4> Exculpatory evidence in death penalty cases should be:
     A) suppressed
     B) ignored
     C) destroyed

 3> The Constitution means:
     A) what the drafters originally intended.
     B) what an evolving modern society finds value in from an
        18th Century document.
     C) exactly what Dick Cheney says it means.

 2> You don't do what with Texas:
     A) test
     B) marry
     C) coagulate
     D) mess


        and the Number 1 Question on President Bush's
          Application Form for Judicial Nominees...


 1> You wouldn't sentence my little girl to jail for some measly
    little repeat offense, would you?



              [   Copyright 2001 by Chris White    ]
              [       http://www.topfive.com       ]

-= 3 =-


          "If we had had the leadership of a George W. Bush
           back in the Vietnam War days, we probably would
           not have lost that war." -- House Maj. Whip Tom
            DeLay (R-TX) on CNN's "Saturday Edition with
                 Jonathan Karl" (Washington Times).


           The Top 8 Ways Vietnam Would Have Been Different
                       Under George W. Bush


  8> Under LBJ: The Gulf of Tonkin Resolution.
     Under Dubya: The Gulp and Tokin' Resolution.

  7> Actually, no difference whatsoever, since all Texans are
     alike.

  6> We'd still be searching tunnels looking for that elusive Ho
     Chi Min.

  5> At least 27 colored alert levels, all murky gray.

  4> Charlie can't stop laughing at the President's pronunciation
     of place names.

  3> Anti-war protesters would have been rounded up and sent to
     Guantanamo.

  2> Dick Cheney lying bloated and high in a jungle temple
     whispering "The horror, the horror."


             and the Number 1 Way Vietnam Would Have
               Been Different Under George W. Bush...


  1> Supreme Court declares USA the winner.



               [   Copyright 2002 by Chris White    ]
               [       http://www.topfive.com       ]



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