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                 AGREEMENT FOR PARTICIPATION IN
                    UNETIX POST-AIR SHOW BBQ

                             BETWEEN

                      UNETIX, INCORPORATED

                      (Hereinafter "HOST")

                               AND

                  _____________________________
                  (Print your full name above.)

                      (Hereinafter "GUEST")



     WHEREAS, HOST desires to make available  certain  facilities and 
foodstuffs  as specified in ARTICLE 1 in a "barbecue" format (hereinafter
"EVENT")  and  GUEST  is  prepared  to  attend  said facilities  and consume
said foodstuffs as specified in ARTICLE 2 of this agreement.

     NOW, in  consideration  of  the  mutual  promises  contained herein,  and
HOST's agreement to hold EVENT and GUEST'S agreement to attend EVENT during
the term of this agreement, subject to the terms  and  conditions  contained 
herein,  the  parties agree as follows:


                            ARTICLE 1

HOST  agrees  to  provide  a   facility   suitable   for   EVENT.
Specifically, the following facility has been chosen (hereinafter
"FACILITY"):

     <insert address of bbq>

The following paragraph should not be  construed  as  directions, but may be
of assistance in locating FACILITY:

     <insert directions to bbq>

HOST  agrees  to  provide   beverages   and   snack-type   foods.
Specifically,  these  may  include  any,  all,  or  none  of  the following:
beer, soft drinks, Calistogas, potato chips,  tortilla chips,  vegetables.  
INCLUSION  ON  THIS  LIST  DOES  NOT  IMPLY AVAILABILITY.

HOST shall make available to GUEST a grilling device suitable for the barbecue
process.  Temperature of grill shall be sufficiently hot as to char all
surfaces which make direct contact with grill, but  not so hot as to char
surfaces which do not directly contact grill, unless surface is  allowed  to 
remain  on  grill  for  an excessive period (to be determined by HOST).

                            ARTICLE 2

GUEST'S attendance at FACILITY during term of  agreement  implies GUEST'S 
participation  in  EVENT.   GUEST  may invite additional guests.

GUEST IS ADVISED TO BRING AN ITEM SUITABLE FOR GRILLING.   GUESTS lacking 
items suitable for grilling are welcome at EVENT, but in such  case   HOST  
assumes   no   responsibility   for   GUEST'S participation  in  barbecue
process.  This in no way implies that HOST assumes any responsibility for 
anything  whatsoever,  under any circumstances.

                            ARTICLE 3

This agreement shall be in full force and effect commencing  5:00 P.M. 
Saturday,  July  2,  1988,  after the Moffett Air Show.  It terminates at the
mutual agreement of HOST and GUEST, or  at  the exclusive discretion of HOST,
whichever occurs first.

                            ARTICLE 4

EVENT is offered "AS IS" without warranty  of  any  kind,  either expressed 
or implied, including, but not limited to, the implied warranties  of 
merchantability  and  fitness  for  a  particular purpose.

                            ARTICLE 5

IN  WITNESS  WHEREOF,  the  parties  hereto  have  executed  this Agreement as
of the date noted below.


UNETIX, INCORPORATED    BY:________________  DATE: _____________


GUEST                   BY:________________  DATE: _____________


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