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Skriven 2006-08-27 01:39:29 av George Pope (1:153/715.1275)
     Kommentar till en text av Nathan Prugh
Ärende: funny and humor echoes archive
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On (26 Aug 06) Nathan Prugh wrote to All...
 NP> let ya all know if you want look up old funny or humor echoes messages
 NP> they
 NP> can be viewed at tophat.darktech.org, bob jones has them way back to
 NP> 2001....

Thanks for that!

 NP> The transputer joke is an art form developed by Roger Shepherd from
 NP> his old favourite

WTF is a transputer?  Anything like a cyborg?

Or maybe that other kind of Borg?

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Reasons Microsoft is like the Borg.
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  The Borg Collective             Bill Gates and the Microsoft
                                                    Collective
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1. Travel from system to system    Travel from culture to culture
  assimilating culture after      assimilating system after system.
  culture.

2. "We will add your               "We will add your money and all of
  individuality and your          your productivity to our own"
  distinctiveness to our own"

3. There are sub parts of the      There are parts of the Microsoft
  Borg that are incompatible      collective that are incompatible
  with the rest of the            with the rest of the collective for
  collective for an               an undetermined reason.
  undetermined reason.            (Microsoft Works)
  (Hugh and his Borg)

4. The Borg have a Queen that      The Microsoft Collective have Gates
  is evil and ambitious enough    who is evil and ambitious enough
  to go back in time to enslave   to, in the past, use a Basic
  humanity.                       interpretor to begin the empire to
                                  enslave humanity.

5. The Borg hunt down and absorb   Microsoft hunts down and absorbs all
  anything that is different      Macintosh, UNIX, and OS2 users, even
  from them, even if it is not    though they only make up ten percent
  a threat.                       of the market.

6. "RESISTANCE IS FUTILE"          "RESISTANCE IS FUTILE"

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Reasons Microsoft is worse than the Borg.
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  The Borg Collective             Bill Gates and the Microsoft
                                           Collective
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1. The Borg are mortal and are     Microsoft is an immortal cooperation,
  repeatedly beaten by normal     and there doesn't seem to be any way
  humans like Picard.             to stop them.

2. Individuals have escaped the    No one escapes Windows.
  Borg (Guinan, Soran, Hugh)

3. When the Borg assimilate a      Microsoft improved themselves with
  culture, they improve           Windows 95.
  themselves.

4. The Borg are fast and punctual  Microsoft is not.
  with their new invasions.

5. The Borg invade using one       Microsoft invades with packages like
  self contained ship.            Office and Works.

6. If you separate a Borg from     If you separate Windows and DOS from
  the collective, it will return  your computer, what can you replace
  to being an individual.         it with?

7. The Borg are characters in a    Microsoft is real.
  T.V. show.




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