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Skriven 2004-10-21 20:37:00 av Greg Sears
     Kommentar till en text av GEORGE POPE
Ärende: Re: A Story
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Date: 10-19-04 (22:23) GEORGE POPE REPLIED To: GREG SEARS

-=[21-Oct-2004 15:05, George Pope a beautiful sunny day in Christchurch]=-

GP> Sunny here in Richmond, BC, too, if you count LIQUID sunshine!

G-day Mate, that would be ~rain~ eh! '-)

GP>GS> F unny that CyberPope...tell me how do YOU look in a bra? ;-)
  >Never having tried one on, I can only guess: "damned ugly"!

OK.

GP>A man in a trench coat walked into a supermarket. After
  >walking around for several minutes he grabbed a large can
  >of beans and moved on to the cashier.

Now this sounds like a rainy day in.. Langley, BC

GP>He placed the can down on the counter, opened his trench
  >coat and slapped his penis down next to the beans.

YES this has to-be.. Langley, BC

GP>The shocked cashier picked up the can and proceeded to
  >slam it repeatedly down on the flasher's private parts. He
  >screamed and passed out from the pain.

OUCH in.. Langley, BC

GP>The police were called and in the memo section of the
  >incident report the responding officer wrote, "He should
  >have purchased a loaf of bread."

Our Moderator and all-round friend/servant woke up and said.. YES! '-)

> OBJoke: for Mr. <+]::-{(} ("Cyberpope")

Top Secret Strategy for Parents of Teenagers  by Jim Mica

     All of us who deal with them have been told that
teenagers only appear to be self-assured and assertive.
We've been told that, underneath that daunting, imperious
exterior they are full of self-doubt.  I recently had the
chance to test this out in a chance experiment around the
dinner table.

     Our tribe was assembled for a meal the other night.
As I often do, I was telling the children (ages 14, 14, 9,
and 7) some "new" jokes from the HUMOR list.  One of the 14
year-olds picked up on the thread of the jokes and began to
use it to make fun of her 9 year-old brother.  We parents
looked at each other in dismay.  The family communion was
being undermined by this act of teenage terrorism!

     "Say," I said, "Why don't we do Teenager Jokes for
a while?"

     The other parents agreed.

     "Q: How many Teenagers does it take to change a
lightbulb?"

     "A:  Nobody knows, it's never happened."

     Both teenagers looked stunned, the parents around
the table looked like they had been injected with some sort
of revitalizing fluid.  I went on:

     "What's the difference between a dead teenager in
the road and a dead skunk in the road?"

     "There are skid marks in front of the skunk."

     Both teenagers looked terrified while the parents
at the table looked as placid as Microsoft stockholders.
The teeners were pretty quiet for the rest of the meal.  I'd
deem the experiment a success.

     Why not try it yourselves?  Try some variations:

     Q:  Why did the teenager cross the road?

     A:  Who knows!  We were so amazed to see him expend
energy on something even marginally constructive that we
forgot to ask!

     Let me know about YOU'RE results!  But, remember,
be a little gentle.  We don't want to abuse this new found
weapon!

.        ,-.___,-.
.Cheers  \_/_ _\_/
. from     )O_O(
.  the    { (_) }
.I C E-man `-^-' DILLIGAFF


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