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Skriven 2006-10-28 14:51:00 av Greg Sears
     Kommentar till en text av George Pope
Ärende: 100 Things We Didn't Know This Time Last
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        *  GEORGE POPE was entering F unny stuff to  GREG SEARS  *

 GS>   G-day George Pope, so you're reading from a canuck history book? ;-)

 GP> Of course, what else?
   > The founders of Canada envisioned a Nation with English government,
   > French culture, and American know-how.
   > Instead, they created a Nation French government, American culture,
   > and English know-how.

G-day Mate,
            The reason for that could be ..."Nobody asked the RED_skins"


 > OBJ for our Moderator and all-round friend/servant

A man had just settled into his window seat on the
Plane when another man sat down in the aisle seat and
Put his black Labrador Retriever in the middle seat
Next to the man.

The first man looks very quizzically at the dog and
Asks why the dog is allowed on the plane. The second
Man explained that he is a DEA agent and that the dog
Is a sniffing dog. "His name is Sniffer, and he's the
Best there is. I'll show you once we get airborne and
I put him to work."

The plane takes off, and once it has leveled out, the
Agent says: "Watch this." He tells Sniffer to search.
Sniffer jumps down, walks along the aisle, and finally
Sits very purposefully next to a woman for a several
Seconds. Sniffer then returns to its seat and puts
One paw on the agent's arm. The agent says, "Good
Boy," and he turns to the first man and says: "That
Woman is in possession of marijuana, so I'm making a
Note of her seat number and the authorities will
Apprehend her when we land." "Say...that's pretty neat,"
Replies the first man.

Once again, the agent sends Sniffer to search the
Aisles. The Lab sniffs about, sits down beside a man
For a few seconds, returns to its seat, and this
Time, he places TWO paws on the agent's arm. The
Agent says, "Wow. That man is carrying cocaine, so,
Again, I'm making a note of his seat number for the
Police."

"I like it!" says the first man. The agent then told
Sniffer to search again. Sniffer walked up and down
The aisles for a little while, sat down for a moment,
And then came racing back to the agent, jumped into
The middle seat and proceeded to shit all over the
Place.

The first man is really grossed out by this behavior
And can't figure out how or why a well-trained dog
Would act like that, so he asks the agent "What's going
On????"

The agent nervously replied, "He just found a bomb!"


 > OBJoke: for mr. <+]::-{(} ("Cyberpope")

An elderly couple was on a cruise and it was really stormy. They were standi
on the back of the boat watching the moon, when a wave came up and washed th
old woman overboard. They searched for days and couldn't find her, so the
captain sent the old man back to shore with the promise that he would notify
him as soon as they found something. Three weeks went by and finally the old
man got a fax from the boat. It read: "Sir, sorry to inform you, we found yo
wife dead at the bottom of the ocean. We hauled her up to the deck and attac
to her butt was an oyster and in it was a pearl worth $50,000...please advis
The old man faxed back: "Send me the pearl, and re-bait the trap!"



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