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Skriven 2007-03-28 15:38:00 av Greg Sears
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      *  GEORGE POPE was entering F unny stuff to  ALL  *

 GP> Triple Filter...

 GP> One day the great philosopher came upon an acquaintance who said
 GP> excitedly, "Socrates, do you know what I just heard about one of your
 GP> students?"

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 GP> This is why Socrates was a great philosopher and held in such high
 GP> esteem. It also explains why he never found out that Plato was
 GP> banging his wife.

 > OBJoke: for our Moderator and all-round friend/servant

    Be it known that in the ancient Kingdom of Siam a most ingenious
method was employed in the selection of a ruler. It was not only a
marvelous system but, in a sense, a democratic one.

  The old King died, and a new one had to be chosen. The first step was
to dispatch Annamese scouts into every cranny of the kingdom in search
of candidates. They sought, amongst nobles and peasants alike, the most
virile and most handsome and best hung of all of the young men in the
land. Five of these stalwarts eventually became the candidates for the
Throne, subject to a severe testing.

  Now another contingent of scouts, from the Lawa and Yao Yin, went
forth upon the land in search of the five most beautiful maidens amongst
the populace__young women of stunning beauty, incredible shapeliness and
untrammeled passion.

  When the five young men and the five gorgeous girls had been chosen,
the Great Day was announced. The Contest was held at midday in a great
arena and the people of Siam gathered from far and wide to witness the
ceremony. The moment had come for selection of the Lord of Life,
Descendant of Buddha, Supreme Arbiter of the Ebb and Flow of the Tide,
Brother of the Moon, Half Brother of the Sun, Possessor of the
Twenty-four Gilded Umbrellas, Spitter in the Golden Spittoon.

  The five stoutly handsome young men lined up naked on the field.
Twenty feet in front of them stood the five lovely young women, each
naked and each carrying a brass pot filled with fine honey. When all was
in readiness, the Royal Gakluk, clad in crimson panung, smote a mighty
blow on the Sukhotai drum as a signal for the commencement of the
ceremony. Lesser timpani throbbed in the background as the five girls
moved forward with gracefull steps. Each took her position face to face
with one of the young men, then dropped to her knees  and with her right
hand took honey from the brass pot and began smearing it liberally, and
caressingly, over the young man's lower abdomen; at the same time she
employed her left hand in little pats and caresses of love. Five stout
bowsprits stood forth for all to see.

  When each candidate had been given an adequate coating of honey,
sufficient to begin attracting swarms of large Siamese flies, the
Sukhotai drum boomed once again and the girls stood up. Another signal
and each beauty marched around her young man, stood directly behind him,
and then again dropped to her knees. Now each girl on signal reached
through the sturdy legs and took hold of the proud bowsprit and, tugging
with might and main, bent it downward and pulled it backward through the
legs and then upward.

  All was ready. The Royal Gakluk swung his great klekti against the
drum, and each girl let go, and there were five simultaneous and
lightning-like swishes as five bowsprits cracked against their owners'
abdomens.

  The one that killed the most flies___that was the new King.

  Hence the name of the great capital city......

  Bangkok.

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