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Skriven 2007-03-29 05:20:00 av George Pope (255.funny)
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GS> (which it shouldn't have been), and inside the bathroom was a fat lady
GS> taking a bath. In a minute, I knew the fat lady was going to scream her
GS> head off. Thinking fast, I said 'Excuse me, sir,' and left. The 'excuse
GS> me' was politeness, but the 'sir' was tact, and it saved the day. She
GS> figured I hadn't been there long enought to see anything and  she calmed
GS> down. Get it?"

Is this what's known as "Inn Tact"?

Couple more hotel stories. . .

SUBJ: Rules For Hotel Guests

1.  Please treat our chambermaids as if they were your own sisters.

2.  No shooting will be permitted in the rooms. If the bed bugs
    annoy you, cut their heads off.

3.  Don't use the gas for committing suicide. A rope is provided
    for that purpose.

4.  Please do not stick hatpins through keyholes. A man lost his eye
    that way last year.

5.  Divorcees will leave pictures of ex-husbands at the desk for
    identification. No more than six photographs permitted.

6.  Guests are not permitted to invite their brothers to take baths
    in their rooms.

7.  Guests occupying adjoining rooms will kindly call the house
    detective to act as chaperone if they wish to make social visits
    after 1:00 am.

8.  It is strictly forbidden to use bed sheets as towels.

9.  Guests who walk in their sleep should have their room numbers on
    cards in their pajamas.

10. Please don't forget the name under which you registered.

11. Guests are warned against playing strip poker on Monday. We test our
    fire-alarm bells on that day.

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 A travelling salesman was about to check in at a hotel when 
 he noticed a very charming bit of feminity giving him the 
 so-called "glad eye". 
 
 In a causal manner he walked over and spoke to her as 
 though he had known her all his life. Both walked back to the 
 desk and registered as Mr. and Mrs. 

 After a three-day stay he walked up to the desk and informed 
 the clerk that he was checking out. The clerk presented him 
 with his bill for $1600. 
 
 "There is a mistake here," he protested. "I have been here only 
 three days." 
 
 "Yes," replied the clerk, "but your wife has been here a month." 

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I checked into a hotel on a business trip recently and was a bit
lonely so I thought I'd get me one of those girls you see advertised
in phone booths when you're calling for a cab. I grabbed a card on my
way in. It was an ad for a girl calling herself Erogonique, a lovely
girl, bending over in the photo. She had all the right curves in all
the right places, beautiful long wavy hair, long graceful legs all the
way up to her, well you know the kind. So I'm in my room and figure,
what the heck, I'll give her a call.

"Hello?" the woman says. Gosh she sounded sexy.

"Hi, I hear you give a great massage and I'd like you to come to my
room and give me one.  No, wait, I should be straight with you.  I'm
in town all alone and what I really want is sex. I want it hard, I
want it hot, and I want it now. I'm talking kinky the whole night
long.  You name it; we'll do it. Bring implements, toys, everything
you've got in your bag of tricks. We'll go hot and heavy all night.
Tie me up, wear a strap on, cover me in chocolate syrup and whip
cream, anything you want baby.  Now, how does that sound?"

She says, "That sounds fantastic; but for an outside line, you need to
press 9."


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