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Skriven 2005-01-26 16:47:00 av Greg Sears
Ärende: I'm a Pope-Pusher..  1/21
=================================
.  o  _   From the Desk of Greg Sears AREA: F-UNNY
. Q\_|_)  --=[ I C E-man's Story Book for ALL ]=--
. T> III     Introduction: Jokes, Stories, and F UNNYs

Actual Answering Machine Messages:
(recorded and verified by the world famous International
Institute of Answering Machine Answers)
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
My wife and I can't come to the phone right now, but if
you'll leave your name and number, we'll get back to you
as soon as we're finished.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Hi. This is John: If you are the phone company, I already
sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money.
If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't send
me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money.
If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
(Narrator's voice:) There Dale sits, reading a magazine.
Suddenly the telephone rings! The bathroom explodes into
a veritable maelstrom of toilet paper, with Dale in the
middle of it, his arms windmilling at incredible speeds!
Will he make it in time? Alas no, his valiant effort is
in vain. The More...  Continue  Stop bell hath sounded.
Thou must leave a message.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Hi, I'm not home right now but my answering machine is,
so you can talk to it instead. Wait for the beep." "Hello.
I am David's answering machine. What are you?"
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
He-lo! This is Sa-to. If you leave message, I call you soon.
If you leave *sexy* message, I call sooner!
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Hi! John's answering machine is broken. This is his
refrigerator. Please speak very slowly, and I'll stick
your message to myself with one of these magnets."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Hello, you are talking to a machine. I am capable of
receiving messages. My owners do not need siding, windows,
or a hot tub, and their carpets are clean.

They give to charity through their office and do not need
their picture taken.

If you're still with me, leave your name and number and
they will get back to you."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"This is not an answering machine - this is a telepathic
thought-recording device. After the tone, think about your
name, your reason for calling and a number where I can
reach you, and I'll think about returning your call."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"Hi. I am probably home, I'm just avoiding someone I don't
like. Leave me a message, and if I don't call back, it's you."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"If you are a burglar, then we're probably at home cleaning
our weapons right now and can't come to the phone. Otherwise,
we probably aren't home and it's safe to leave us a message."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"You're growing tired. Your eyelids are getting heavy. You
feel very sleepy now. You are gradually losing your willpower
and your ability to resist suggestions. When you hear the tone
you will feel helplessly compelled to leave your name, number,
and a message."
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


... People laughing. . . . makes it noisy in F UNNY #[;-)]
>>> Continued to next message

 * SLMR 2.1a * Cheers, I C E-man

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