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Skriven 2006-04-14 11:31:00 av ROSS SAUER (1:123/140)
     Kommentar till en text av CINDY HAGLUND
Ärende: This IS a religious ech,
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CINDY HAGLUND said to ROSS SAUER,

CH> RS> CH>-> Think about this for a minute. If people can't get
CH> RS> CH>-> straight what someone told them five minutes ago in the
CH> RS> CH>-> SAME lanugage, how the hell do we know anything translated
CH> RS> CH>-> THOUSANDS of years ago isn't simply a story rather than
CH>CH> J > fact? ->
CH>CH> J > No one is saying facts are presented: It's the diversity of
CH>CH> J > Christian

CH>CH> Wow that was fast! And here I was telling Ross I thought this
CH>echo  RS> CH>was dead. :)

CH> RS> Since it's almost Easter, it resurrected. <G>

CH> I loved the easter bunny bashing joke someone sent me in email. It
CH>was tooooo funny. I think I sent you a copy. You know the one where
CH>the bunny just painted his 'eggs' and is gleefully appraising his
CH>work?

Probably.

Right at the moment, I'm thinking of the "Easter is canceled" joke photo 
going around, with a roadkill rabbit next to a basket of smashed eggs. 
<G>

I also saw a joke photo of where we get Easter Eggs.
It has a rabbit humping a chicken. <G>

CH>BTW I think it would be a fine thing to wish all our Jewish friends
CH>and acquaintances a Heartfelt HAPPY PASSOVER. It wouldn't be like
CH>that commercialized indiscriminate jolly ho ho M.C you hear for a
CH>month before the everywhere commercialized fake lie event it is
CH>about, of that domineering do our die in your face faith. Jews at
CH>least celebrate their rites for the sake of their faith, not making
CH>megabutts er bucks. And they KNOW whom to wish happy whatever to.
CH>Kinda dumb to wish a non-Jew Happy Passover.

AFAIK, Passover is celebrated on the same days each year.
(Like Christmas.)

But Easter is a different date each year, why is this, and who dictates 
this date?

CH>CH> J > It quells the pronouncments of fundamentalists, that there is
CH>CH> J > "A" fundimental position.
CH>                               

CH>CH>  Quells? Hmm. Maybe. Dispels might work better. Makes the fiction
CH>CH>  all the more fictional. :)

CH> RS> And more fun watching the fundys have their snitfits.

CH> Yeah it is funny! :) I used to think otherwise but after so many of
CH> those snitfits or shitfits, all you can do is laugh. They never
CH>learn!  It's a brain thing. They just can't learn!

I saw an example of this in Waco, Texas.
Bill Nye the Science Guy from PBS was giving a speech about science 
there, and he pointed out how the Bible goofed about the Moon, it's not 
a "lesser light" like the Bible states, it's a reflector of sunlight.

Some fundys threw a royal fit, storming out.
One mother screamed at Bill Nye "We believe in God!" on the way out.

CH>....................................................

CH>CH> BUT quell the fundies? Au contrare' John!
CH>CH> Such worthy (entertaining) challenges of their Fairy Tale
CH>CH> Delusional Mindset only serves to Excite them! And as such (as
CH>CH> proven by their Harry Potter Hysteria)- (I suppose in the 'bright
CH>CH> side? good for the author of Harry Potter)- enlarges the ill
CH>CH> begotten income of those profiting from such Excitations.
CH>CH> Especially the ill begotten incomes of the Fundies themselves.
CH> RS> CH>Why I say those most Vocal TV type  Fundies (Evangelists
CH> RS> CH>(akin to the alligator inhabited Everglades  of Florida)-
CH> RS> CH>raise cain just to make more ill begotten money!

CH> RS> You may be in some trouble, Cindy.

CH> RS> Read that there is a rumor another of those fundy megachurches
CH> RS> being planned, with the preacher being none other than Tom
CH> RS> DeLay. (That is, *IF* he doesn't go to jail...)

CH> (Cough gag gag gag!!!) His God will have to send something much
CH>nastier than a pussy cat after him.

Forgot to mention, the megachurch is planned to be built in Ft Worth.
Just what your town needs, right?

But speaking of churches, I saw that last night, a church in Iowa got 
nearly demolished by a tornado.

Nearby businesses were damaged somewhat, but the church got nailed the 
hardest, losing their roof and most of the front of the building.

Hmmm... <G>

From Archae's Roost, Sheboygan, WI

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