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Skriven 2006-04-14 07:59:00 av Cindy Haglund (1:3613/1275.13)
     Kommentar till text 10 av ROSS SAUER (1:123/140)
Ärende: This IS a religious ech,
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0n (13 Apr 06) ROSS SAUER wrote to CINDY HAGLUND...

 RS> CINDY HAGLUND said to JOHNJWILSON ,

 RS> CH>-> Think about this for a minute. If people can't get straight what
 RS> CH>-> someone told them five minutes ago in the SAME lanugage, how the
 RS> CH>-> hell do we know anything translated THOUSANDS of years ago isn't
 RS> CH>-> simply a story rather than fact?
CH> J > ->
CH> J > No one is saying facts are presented: It's the diversity of
CH> J > Christian


CH> Wow that was fast! And here I was telling Ross I thought this echo
 RS> CH>was dead. :)

 RS> Since it's almost Easter, it resurrected. <G>

 I loved the easter bunny bashing joke someone sent me in email. It was
tooooo funny. I think I sent you a copy. You know the one where the
bunny just painted his 'eggs' and is gleefully appraising his work?

BTW I think it would be a fine thing to wish all our Jewish friends and
acquaintances a Heartfelt HAPPY PASSOVER. It wouldn't be like that
commercialized indiscriminate jolly ho ho M.C you hear for a month
before the everywhere commercialized fake lie event it is about, of that
domineering do our die in your face faith. Jews at least celebrate
their rites for the sake of their faith, not making megabutts er
bucks. And they KNOW whom to wish happy whatever to. Kinda dumb to
wish a non-Jew Happy Passover.


CH> J > It quells the pronouncments of fundamentalists, that there is
CH> J > "A" fundimental position.
                               

CH>  Quells? Hmm. Maybe. Dispels might work better. Makes the fiction
CH>  all the more fictional. :)

 RS> And more fun watching the fundys have their snitfits.

 Yeah it is funny! :) I used to think otherwise but after so many of
 those snitfits or shitfits, all you can do is laugh. They never learn!
 It's a brain thing. They just can't learn!
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CH> BUT quell the fundies? Au contrare' John!
CH> Such worthy (entertaining) challenges of their Fairy Tale Delusional
CH> Mindset only serves to Excite them! And as such (as proven by their
CH> Harry Potter Hysteria)- (I suppose in the 'bright side? good for the
CH> author of Harry Potter)- enlarges the ill begotten income of
CH> those profiting from such Excitations. Especially the ill begotten
CH> incomes of the Fundies themselves. Why I say those most Vocal TV
 RS> CH>type  Fundies (Evangelists (akin to the alligator inhabited
 RS> CH>Everglades  of Florida)- raise cain just to make more ill begotten
 RS> CH>money!

 RS> You may be in some trouble, Cindy.

 Heh... OH I'm doomed am I? :) But then the Fundies of all stripes
will too! They're so dumb they don't realize how if they actualize
their fondest fantasy (E.O.T.W.A.W.K.I) they get to die too!

Do they have any evidence of an afterlife? Of virgins and what not?
No. Only in their heads.

It's funny when a fundie asserts you will burn in hell for all
eternity. Unfortunately for them, that's only 'true' to those who
believe it. You've seen those religion oriented tales of how God only
chooses a good afterlife for those who are true to their faith, not
those who exploit it or those who push others into it. (GEe hell must
be overflowing with Xtians!)

Speaking of Hell, did I send you that joke about the cat who goes to
heaven? He's talking to God who appears as a cat to him, about what's what...
and is asking about the pink things God told him to prey upon but not
kill. And God says, they're not mice you know. The cat asks him what
they are. God says, they're human souls who have sinned. Cat says, but
this is heaven. God says, it is your heave, their hell.

Now that's a good story!
                        
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 RS> Read that there is a rumor another of those fundy megachurches being
 RS> planned, with the preacher being none other than Tom DeLay.
 RS> (That is, *IF* he doesn't go to jail...)

 (Cough gag gag gag!!!) His God will have to send something much
nastier than a pussy cat after him.

 Cindy


... That light at the end of the tunnel is a train...

--- PPoint 3.01
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