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Skriven 2006-04-23 07:51:00 av BOB SAKOWSKI (1:123/140)
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President Bush was scheduled to worship at a small Methodist Church
outside Washington,
D.C. as part of Karl Rover's campaign to reverse Bush's rapidly
deteriorating approval ratings.
A week before the visit, Rove called on the Methodist Bishop who was
scheduled to preach
on the chosen Sunday.

"As you know, Bishop," began Rove, "we've been getting 
a lot of bad publicity among Methodists because of the 
president's position on stem cell research and the like.  
We'd gladly arrange for Jack Abramoff's friends to make 
a contribution of $100,000 to the church if
during your sermon you would say that President Bush 
is a saint."

The Bishop thought about it for a few minutes, and 
finally said, "This parish is in rather desperate need
of funds ... I'll agree to do it."

The following Sunday, Bush pompously showed up for the 
photo op, looking especially smug even while
attempting to appear pious. After making a few 
announcements, the Bishop began his homily: 

"George W. Bush is a petty, vindictive, sanctimonious 
hypocrite and a nitwit. He is a liar, a cheat, and a 
low intelligence weasel with the world's largest chip 
on his shoulder. He used every dirty election trick 
in the book and still lost, but his toadies in the 
Supreme Court appointed him. He lied about his military 
record in which he used special privilege to avoid 
combat, and then had the gall to dress up and pose on 
an aircraft carrier before a banner stating "Mission 
Accomplished." He invaded a sovereign country for oil
and war profiteering, turning Iraq into a training 
ground for terrorists who would destroy our country. 
He continues to confuse the American people by insisting 
on a nonexistent connection between the horrors of
9/11 and the reason he started his war in Iraq. He 
routinely appoints incompetent and unqualified cronies 
to high level federal government positions and as a 
result, hundreds and hundreds of Americans died tragically 
in New Orleans. He lets corporate polluters despoil God's 
creation and doom our planet. He uses fear mongering to 
justify warrantees spying on American citizens, in clear 
violation of our Constitution. He is so psychotic and 
megalomaniac that he believes that he was chosen by God. 
He is the worst example of a Methodist I have ever
personally known.

But compared to Dick Cheney and Karl Rove and the rest 
of the evil fascist bastards in this administration, 
George W. Bush is a saint.

Now watch the Bootlickers go bananas.


... Corruption Central, aka the Bush White House
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