Text 4177, 83 rader
Skriven 2004-10-28 23:26:00 av FRANK SCHEIDT (1:123/140)
     Kommentar till en text av LEE LOFASO
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-=> Quoting Lee Lofaso to Frank Scheidt <=-

 >LL>Well, Clinton was the greatest president in American history.  But
 >LL>Kerry will top Clinton, even though right now Clinton is more popular
 >LL>than both Kerry and Bush.  Yesterday, Clinton spoke in front of crowds
 >LL>in excess of 100,000.  Not bad for a politician who has been out of
 >LL>office for four years.
 
 FS>Actually, Lee, (and note that "1%" above) aside from Lyndon
 FS>Johnson, Bill Clinton was the worst president in the last half of
 FS>the Twentieth Century!  As for that crowd look up "freak show" on
 FS>the Internet, especially what attracts *crowds* to look at
 FS>freaks.

 LL> The Clinton Show is wowing crowds across the nation!  Standing room
 LL> only!  Reserve your space now!

As I said, there are a *lot* of people interested in viewing 
freaks ... [sigh] ...
 
 >FS>After you awakened from that nightmare, Lee, what were your first
 >FS>thoughts??
 
 >SD>I mean, you know, if one's daughter is a lesbian, so be it.  It's
 >SD>not th parents' choice about what their daughter does and they
 >SD>shouldn't be cal the carpet for it.  Just my two cents' on that.
 
 >LL>Most Americans, except seniors, accept homosexuality for what it
 >LL>is, the result being that most Americans do not care one way or the
 >LL> other if an individual is gay or not.
 
 >FS>So you *accept* that aberration?
 
 >LL>I accept the fact that homosexuals are homosexuals.  I accept the
 >LL>fact that homosexuals choose to be with other homosexuals. I also
 >LL>accept the fact that heterosexuals are heterosexuals. I also accept
 >LL>the fact that heterosexuals choose to be with other heterosexuals.
 
 >FS>Do you also accept the belief that the earth is round --
 >FS>approximately??
 
 >LL>Especially young people, who could care less.
 
 >FS>Oh?  Exactly *how* much less could they care??
 
 >LL>One pale shade of green less than the other pale shade of green.
 
 >FS>How pale?   Of course that reminds one of the tagline, "How big
 >FS>is an elephant?" ... "What kind of elephant?" ... "A big
 >FS>elephant." ... "How big?" ... heh heh heh ...
 
 >JH>What's the matter, Lee?  No answer?
 
 FS>For *once* Lee is showing enough sense to keep his mouth shut ...
 FS>heh heh heh ...

 LL> Well, it's true I used to be a member of the Flat Earth Society...
 
 >LL>Personally, I believe that George W. Bush is gay.
 
 FS>In the sense of "happy", not in the perverse homosexual usage ...

 LL> Most presidents tend to age very rapidly once they assume office.
 LL> And then, once they leave office, they tend to get younger...
 
 >LL>After all, most queers are bisexual, married with kids.
 >LL>But don't tell Laura.  She probably doesn't know.
 
 FS>She knows George is happy ... but, then, what extremely
 FS>successful president *wouldn't* be happy?

 LL> Martha Stewart?

Martha wrote a letter to someone last weekend.  Apparently she's 
getting along well in the slammer ... maybe she's planning a 
bust-out!  She could direct the digging of a very tasteful tunnel 
to the outside.

... Desk:  A trash can with drawers.

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