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Skriven 2006-04-22 13:21:00 av JIM WELLER (1:123/140)
Ärende: Some new ones 7
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Well, I think it's a challenge.
Well, there's also celery in it. Oh, and SELF-LOATHING.
Well, you don't see that everyday.
What is this great love affair with the Ordinary?
What sort of crazed madman would invent something so horrible, so vile?
What you see is not nearly as important as how you look at it.
What's that? Walk a straight line? Good God, man, I can't stand up.
What, finally, has short-circuited their minds?
When Jesus Comes Back He'll Murder Every Damn One of You Sons of Bitches
When cryptography is outlawed, bayl bhgynjf jvyy unir cevinpl.
When in doubt, punt.
Where is their grit and individuality?
While it's important to win, it's imperative to compete.
Who do these people imagine themselves to be?
Why don't you go where fashion sits; Puttin' on the Ritz
Why is the back pain medicine on the bottom shelf at the pharmacy?
Why would you even want to eat this?
Will Tiki Drinks Turn You into a Fruit?
Without men there would be no such sport as lawnmower racing.
Women like silent men; they think they 're listening.
Women still remember the first kiss after men have forgotten the last
Would you like Polynesian Snack? With beautiful flower?
Yet another completely gratuitous Red Bull wannabe.
You are still half-savage -- but there is hope.
You aren't that smart, nor are you that special.
You can feed the wolf but he will still long for the  woods
You can't polish a sneaker.
You have an intoxica-aesthetic imperative to enhance our culture.
You like canned bean sprout? And buttermilk? Together?
You may be recognized soon.  Hide.
You may have a heart of gold - but so does a hard-boiled egg.
You psychotic savage.
You should not confuse your career with your life.
You wouldn't think we'd need a fresh illustration of that truism.
Your argument is a violation of at least five important laws of logic.
Your post is a violation of at least five important laws of grammar.
Your recipe is a violation of at least five important laws of chemisty.
Your stomach feels like an octopus with rabies getting electrocuted.
Your theory is a violation of at least five important laws of physics.
Yummy snacks on sticks.
one reason might be people aren't getting enough sex.

Cheers

Jim, in Yellowknife




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