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Skriven 2006-05-04 15:14:00 av MICHAEL LOO (1:123/140)
     Kommentar till en text av RUTH HANSCHKA
Ärende: Kosher for 617
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 -> That's loony, and I haven't much patience for people who won't
 -> let pork and shellfish into the house but go out and have
 -> bacon-wrapped shrimp at restaurants or (and I've seen this) a
 -> lobster boil in their backyard.
 RH> No one ever said it wasn't, including the people who did it.  

I still don't have patience with it.

 -> As your w.q. is high, you should have gotten discounted
 -> Passover ham at the store.
 RH> You can't get everything, although they do sell a kosher product made
 RH> of beef that's supposed to taste like bacon.  I'm told it really
 RH> doesn't, but it's sufficiently weird that I may have to eat some
 RH> eventually.   

I had some Sizzlean once, and it didn't taste like bacon.
It didn't taste like beef either. My take on it - don't
bother.

 -> There's good bleep burp fwee and bad bleep burp fwee.
 RH> The good kind being defined as the sort that pays well.

Oddly, when you listen to tons (I typed: tones) of the stuff,
it eventually sorts itself out into good and bad. I know that
that might seem to you like sorting between good and bad durian.

 -> Very interesting, and one notes that interesting does not
 -> always mean good.
 RH> In this case it meant periods of intense boredome followed by bursts
 RH> of hair tearing?  

Quite so.

 -> had to be mightly weird indeed. By the way, if you choose all the
 -> first choices, your weird quotient is 96 (46% weird), If you choose
 -> all the third choices, it is 137 (98% weird). Choosing all the last
 -> choices yields 158 (100% weird) - altering the response to "think
 -> of a word" to "abc" changes the score to 155 (99%).
 RH> Thus speaks a man with too much time on his hands.  Either that, or
 RH> you were the recipient of an Abbie Normal brain transplant... Or is it
 RH> both?

It took me about 15 minutes to do all these, all in the
effort to avoid doing work, which I succeeded in failing
to complete until about 14 minutes after the deadline.

Garlic Bread Sticks
cat: raw, weird
yield: 3 to 4 servings

2 c ground golden flaxseeds
1 c almonds
1 c apples
1 large juicy tomato
3 ts sea salt
2 Tb olive oil
2 ts garlic powder
1/3 c pure water

Combine everything in a food processor and process
until well mixed. Shape into bread sticks and dehydrate
at 110F for 18-24 hr or until crisp.

Source: Alex Malinsky

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