Text 7165, 111 rader
Skriven 2011-02-14 06:05:00 av DAVE DRUM (1:261/1381)
     Kommentar till en text av MICHAEL LOO
Ärende: Edible/inedible
=======================
MICHAEL LOO Said to DAVE DRUM about edible/inedible 16

ML> SOW, I saw on the news that Punxsutawney Phil was statistically
ML> investigated, and it turns out he's accurate about 40% of the
ML> time - or somewhat worse than flipping a coin.

Remembering that climate is what we expect, weather is what we get - the 
temps here have been over 40øF the past few days and are expected to 
continue above frozen as far out as the NWS is willing to predict. We're 
supposed to be into the 60s by the end of the week. I think we can put 
this year in Phil's "WIN" column.

ML>  DD> My experiences at Fuddpuckers is more ancient. We used to have
ML>  DD> a stand- alone Fudd's here. But, it didn't last long enough to
ML>  DD> run out the lease  on the building. I wasn't overly impressed.
ML>  DD> At the prices they charged I expect to have my order taken by a
ML>  DD> wait-bot and the grub brought to my table with alacrity -
ML>  DD> instead of standing on line to order, hanging  about whilst the
ML>  DD> groceries were processed, dressing my own burger and  then
ML>  DD> looking around for somewhere to park my arse while I dribbled
ML>  DD> sauce(s) down my shirt front.

ML> The draw of that chain is the stuff bar: you can make a monster
ML> of your burger by adding ad lib mustard, mayo, ketchup, relish,
ML> bbq sauce, salsa, nacho cheese, grated Cheddar, olives, lettuce,
ML> onions white, onions red, tomato slices, chili beans, and a few
ML> other things. Not that you or anyone in Springfield, IL would
ML> want to, apparently.

Not if one does his own laundry. Overloaded burgers tend to dribble very 
staining stuff down the front of the shirt - unless one adopts a Larry 
Craig wide stance posture and bends forward so the leakage hits the 
floor ... much like the videos of the interviewee at Pat's King of 
Steaks demonstrating how to eat a Philly Cheez-Steak.

No, I'd say that Fuddpuckers problem in Spring-A-Leak was that for the 
same or less $$$ (including) one could get as good or better a burger, 
dressed to spec and delivered to table by a waitron in a atmosphere 
which did not feature naked pipes as part of the ceiling decor.

MMMMM----- Recipe via Meal-Master (tm) v8.06

      Title: The 5000 Calorie Deep Fried Burger
 Categories: Beef, Pork, Cheese, Breads
      Yield: 1 serving

     14 oz Burger patty; made w/ground
           - beef tenderloin
      3    Beer-battered onion rings
      4 sl Thick cut bacon
      3 sl Cheddar cheese
      1    Homemade milk bun
      2 c  Beer batter
      5    (to 8) wood skewers to hold
           - it all together

  Don't eat anything for about 1 day prior

  Grill off hamburger to rare

  Fry onion rings and bacon

  Layer slice of cheddar, bacon, slice of cheddar, onion
  rings, slice of cheddar on top of burger and briefly place
  in 500øF/260øC oven to melt together.

  Place your heart healthy burger stack inside your homemade
  milk bun, press together, and skewer with your wooden
  skewers.

  Dust well with flour and dip in bear batter, spooning the
  batter into all crevices.

  Drop burger into deep fry basket. If you made your burger
  right, it will be too tall for the oil to actually cover
  completely. Carefully ladle hot oil from the fryer over the
  top of the burger to compensate.

  Cook until golden brown.

  Remove from fryer, let rest for about 2-3 minutes, and cut
  in half with a serrated knife.

  Serve with lettuce, tomato, onion and horseradish remoulade.

  After eating, call your cardiologist, tell him what you've
  done, and sit in amusement as he has a heart attack for you
  over the phone.

  Disclaimer: Following this recipe and consuming the finished
  product may be hazardous to your health. Eating The Deep
  Fried Hamburger may cause acne, sour stomach, huge butt
  syndrome, or sudden and unexpected cardiac arrest. Eating
  the whole thing in one sitting will make you a true American
  Hero.
 
  From: http://www.grouprecipes.com

  Uncle Dirty Dave's Archives

MMMMM

ENJOY!!!

From Uncle Dirty Dave's Kitchen
Home of YAAAAHHHHOOOOAAAAHHHH Hot Sauce & Hardin Cider 

þ CMPQwk 1.42 16554 þ
... An honest politician is one, who when he is bought, will stay bought! RAH
--- Platinum Xpress/Win/WINServer v3.0pr5
 * Origin: The Holodeck -www.holo.homeip.net  -telnet//:holo.hom (1:261/1381)