Text 1716, 106 rader
Skriven 2005-04-14 10:12:34 av George Pope (1:153/307.11)
   Kommentar till text 1665 av Greg Sears (1:153/307)
Ärende: Good stories
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On (12 Apr 05) Greg Sears wrote to George Pope...
 GS>  Miles Dobson was away from home on business in another city.
 GS> When he called home, his wife told him, "Miles, they had your name in
 GS> the obits today."
 GS>
 GS>  "What! In the obituary column!  That's not only disgraceful but
 GS> bad journalism.  I'll sue 'em."

Why?  Maybe it just said, "John Dobson, father of Miles Dobson, passed
away Friday morning of unnatural causes." -- that mentions Miles Dobson
in the Obits, but surely can't be sued for such!

 GS>  "Tell me, Miles," his wife asked tremulously, "wh...wh...where
 GS> are you calling from?"

One of those women who believe everything she hears, and doesn't accept
her husband's word on anything!

A little story ABOUT husbands:

"If I'm unable to get back tonight," said the young husband airily, "I'll
write you a note."

"Don't bother," she said. "I've go the note already. It was in your pocket
last night."

from Anecdota Americana by William Faro, 1933.

And a few comments FROM the husbands:


I married Miss Right.
I just didn't know her first name was Always.
 ____________
 I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months.
I don't like to interrupt her.
____________
Marriage is a 3-ring circus:
Engagement ring, wedding ring,
and suffering.
____________
The last fight was my fault.
 My wife asked, "What's on the TV?"
I said, "Dust!"
 ____________
In the beginning, God created earth and rested.
Then God created man and rested.
Then God created woman.
Since then, neither God nor man has rested.
____________
Why do men die before their wives?
They want to.
 ____________
A beggar walked up to a well dressed woman shopping on Rodeo Drive and said
"I haven't eaten anything in four days."
She looked at him and said, "I wish I had your will power."
 ___________
Do you know the punishment for bigamy?
Two mothers-in-law.
 ____________
Young Son: Is it true, Dad, I heard that in some parts of Africa
a man doesn't know his wife until he marries her?
Dad: That happens in every country, son.
 ____________
A man inserted an 'ad' in the classified: "Wife Wanted".
Next day he received a hundred letters.
They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
 ____________
The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday
is to forget it once.
 ____________
First guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second guy: "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
____________
How do most men define marriage?
An expensive way to get laundry done for free.
 ____________
Just think, if it weren't for marriage,
men would go through life thinking they had no faults at all.
____________
If you want your wife to listen
and pay undivided attention to every word you say,
talk in your sleep.
____________
Then there was a man who said,
 "I never knew what real happiness was until I got married;
and then it was too late."
____________
A little boy asked his father,
"Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"
And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."



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