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Skriven 2005-06-15 07:22:42 av Greg Sears (1:153/307)
     Kommentar till en text av JASEN BETTS
Ärende: F unny
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Gadzillion Things To Think About

  Aren't there really only two basic kinds of fishermen? Sport fishermen
and those who catch fish.

  Do fishermen live in the reel world?

  Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?

  How come  the TV fishing shows never focus on the most important boat
fishing skill ... peeing off the back of  the boat after all those beers?

  If you shoot deer in deer season can you shoot tourists in tourist
season?

  If you went fishing with a dotted line would you catch every other
fish?

  Is it true that if you give a man a fish, he will eat for a day but if
you teach him how to fish, he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day?

  Isn't fishing just a jerk on one end of the line waiting for a jerk at
the other?

  Was the concept of farming created by tired hunters with sore feet?

  What is the difference between fishing and standing on the shore
looking like an idiot?

  When you're standing on the shore fishing with your catch beside you
why do people ask you when they walk by if you caught that fish? Just
what do they think you are doing?

  Who edits fishing shows?  How do they decide what's too boring?

  Why do fish grow fastest between the time they're caught and the bar in
port?

  Why do hunters spend hundreds of dollars to buy camouflage equipment
then wear a bright orange hat?

  Why do people who hunt turkeys spend tons of money on decoys bird
callers guns ammo camouflage etc. when they can buy the bird cheaper at
the store ?

  Why do some hunters buy camouflage wallets? If they happened to lose it
in the woods then they really would be hunting wouldn't they?

  Why does the NRA want hunters to be able to carry armor piercing ammo?
Are deer being issued flack vests?

  Why is it that nothing increases the size of a fish like fishing all by
yourself?

  Why is it that you never see a fish mounted on a wall with it's mouth
shut?

  Wouldn't living be easier if men showed as much patience at home as
they do when they're fishing?



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