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Skriven 2005-09-16 07:07:22 av Greg Sears (3:633/104)
Ärende: BONE
============
.  o  _   From the Desk of Greg Sears AREA: F-UNNY
. Q\_|_)   --=[ I C E-man's FUNNY BONE Collection Book for ALL ]=--
. T> III                     Page: 16

                                                               .-'''''-.
           The Chemists' Recipe for Chocolate Chip Cookies:    |'-----'|
                                                               |-.....-|
       Ingredients:                                            |       |
                                                               |       |
   1.) 532.35 cm3 gluten                      _,._             |       |
   2.) 4.9 cm3 NaHCO3                    __.o`   o`"-.         |       |
   3.) 4.9 cm3 refined halite         .-O o `"-.o   O )_,._    |       |
   4.) 236.6 cm3 partially           ( o   O  o )--.-"`O   o"-.`'-----'`
       hydrogenated tallow        jgs '--------'  (   o  O    o)
       triglyceride                                `----------`
   5.) 177.45 cm3 crystalline C12H22O11
   6.) 177.45 cm3 unrefined C12H22O11
   7.) 4.9 cm3 methyl ether of protocatechuic aldehyde
   8.) Two calcium carbonate-encapsulated avian albumen-coated protein
   9.) 473.2 cm3 theobroma cacao
  10.) 236.6 cm3 de-encapsulated legume meats (sieve size #10)
 
  To a 2-L jacketed round reactor vessel (reactor #1) with an overall
  heat-transfer coefficient of about 100 Btu/F-ft2-hr, add ingredients
  one, two, and three with constant agitation.
 
  In a second 2-L reactor vessel with a radial flow impeller operating at
  100 rpm, add ingredients four, five, six, and seven until the mixture
  is homogeneous.
                                                  __              []
  To reactor #2, add ingredient eight,            ||              []
  followed by three equal volumes of              ||              []
  the homogeneous mixture in reactor #1.          ||              []
  Additionally, add ingredient nine and        __ ||              []
  ten slowly, with constant agitation.         || ||              []
                                             .-||-||-.            []  /\
  Care must be taken at this point          _\_______/_===========[]=(-o)
  in the reaction to control any             )\_____/(            []  \/
  temperature rise that may be the          /     ||  \           []
  result of an exothermic reaction.        /      ||   \          []
                                          /       ||    \         []
  Using a screw extrude attached         /~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~\        []
  to a #4 nodulizer, place the          /         ::      \       []
  mixture piece-meal on a 316SS        (          ::       )      []
  sheet (300 x 600 mm).                 `-----------------'       []
                                                )                 []
  Heat in a 460K oven for a period            (   )               []
  of time that is in agreement                  )( . (            []
  with Frank & Johnston's first              .) @@)   )           []
  order rate expression (see JACOS,       ` ) @@(@@)@             []
  21, 55), or until golden brown.           (@@(@@)@              []
                                             @(@.@)@@             []
  Once the reaction is complete,           ` (@{__}@)`            []
  place the sheet on a                         :__;               []
  25C heat-transfer        ___                  {}+               []
  table, allowing the     ( = )             .---'`---.            []
  product to come to       | |_ jgs        /          \   ________[]____
  equilibrium.         ____| |_|==========(____________)_/______________\

         _                                                 _
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