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Skriven 2006-06-16 16:31:02 av Greg Sears (1:153/7715.0)
     Kommentar till en text av George Pope
Ärende: Re: .Jimmy's new watch
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       George Pope was entering F unny stuff to  all   

 GP> Joey was in the playground with his friend Jimmy when he noticed

  A young lad is caught stealing soap from the local soap factory, when
the case comes to court the judge decides to make an example of him to
discourage other youths from a life of crime.

Judge: Well, what have you to say in your defence ?
Boy: I'm sorry yer 'onor
Judge: I sentence you to 10 years hard labor, starting immediately
Boy: But sir, it wer only a few bars of cheap soap.
Judge: Consider yourself lucky, it could have been life boy!


> OBJoke: for our Moderator and all-round friend/servant


  A guy goes for a job as a bouncer in a brothel, the manager is very
impressed and offers him a superb package including company car, free
life insurance etc.  The best of the perks is he is promised a free bunk
up with the girl of his choice every night.
  Needless to say he takes the job.  At the end of the first day the
manager comes up to him and tells him to take his pick of the girls, the
guy picks the blonde in the schoolgirl uniform and off they go to a
private room.  Much to his surprise she just gives him a quick one off
the wrist and leaves the room.  "That's odd" thinks our hero, "perhaps
she's tired today".
  At the end of day two he picks a redhead dressed up as a nurse same
thing happens, back to the room and a quick one off the wrist.  "Oh
well" thinks our none too bright hero "I'm tired myself tonight so I
won't worry." Anyway, this goes on the rest of the week, every night a
different girl and every night just a quick one off the wrist.

At the end of the first week the MD asks our man if he has any comments
at all, usual stuff, they are pleased with him etc. but does he have
anything to say.  Our man may be slow but shyness is not one of his
qualities so he tells the MD that all the girls have just given him a
quick one off the wrist but he was promised a bunk up every night.  To
this the MD replies "But surely you realize you have to work a week in
hand"



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