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Skriven 2006-06-16 16:40:04 av Greg Sears (1:153/7715.0)
     Kommentar till en text av George Pope
Ärende: Dealing with the Telemar
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        George Pope was entering F unny stuff to  all   

 GP> The phone rang as I was setting down to my anticipated evening meal,
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 GP> My meal was cold, but after what I had pulled, very enjoyable.

  A lass goes to the gynecologist with the usual women's trouble type of
problem.  Anyway she strips off and gets into the old patients chair
(you know, the one with the stirrups).  In walks the Doc warming his
hands in anticipation.  Doc takes one look and stands back in disbelief
for their staring back at him is not one cunt but three!

  After consulting all the medical journals at hand and referring to his
learned and respected colleagues he is totally baffled.  His last hope
is the great Doctor Delvin.  After a long a wordy telephone conversation
with said Doctor he returns and pronounces to the patient a simple but
somewhat effective solution. Ten minutes later our Doctor is finished
his application and is tidying up.

  The lass looks down at his handiwork and is surprised to find that he
has applied two strips of elastoplast.

  "Gee Doctor!" she exclaims, "I knew these Elastoplasts were good, but
will they cure me?".

  "No" replies the Doctor "they won't cure you.  But at least they'll
stop you getting Fucked left, right and centre".


> OBJoke: for our Moderator and all-round friend/servant


   VIZ'S HELPFUL HINTS

  At the end of a hard day I find that lying horizontally on a mattress
with the lights switched off provides an ideal opportunity for sleep.

  Having trouble with obscene phone callers?  Simply install an
answering machine - and don't bother to switch it on.

  Avoid annoying your neighbors when listening to your music at full
blast.  Just disconnect your speakers.

  I always find it helpful to unfasten the zip at the front of my
trousers before urinating.

  No time for a bath?  Wrap yourself in masking tape and remove the dirt
by simply peeling it off.

  Tear out the pages from a book which you have read, shuffle them
around and stick them back together again with sellotape.  Invariably a
new story emerges.

  Buy onions instead of apples.  They are always much cheaper.

  Increase the size of your garden by moving the fence several feet into
your neighbors garden during the night.



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