Text 5, 92 rader
Skriven 2004-07-26 12:36:00 av George Pope
     Kommentar till en text av DAVE COBLE
Ärende: Driver's test
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DC> While discussing the plight of Driver's license examiners, a
DC> former motor-vehicle-bureau director told about a woman
DC> who was parallel parking.

Have you ever heard Bob Newhart's comedy routine of the Driving School
Instructor?

Hilarious!

if you haven't, and would like to, talk to me in MSN (it's too big for email)
or look for it in Kazaa Lite K++ :)

Actually, it's just under 8 megs, so if you've got a good email account, I
could email it after all, if you want it!

Rules For Driving In Richmond, BC......

  1. Turn signals will give away your next move. A real BC driver
never
  uses them.
 
  2. Under no circumstance should you leave a safe distance between
you
  and the car in front of you, or the space will be filled in by
  somebody else, putting you in an even more dangerous situation.
 
  3. The faster you drive through a red light, the smaller the chance
  you have of getting hit.
 
  4. Never, ever come to a complete stop at a stop sign. No one
expects
  it and it will result in you being rear-ended.
 
  5. Never get in the way of an older car that needs extensive
bodywork,
  especially someone from Surrey. With no-fault insurance the other
guy
  doesn't have anything to lose.
 
  6. Braking is to be done as hard and late as possible to ensure that
  your ABS kicks in, giving a nice, relaxing foot massage as the brake
  pedal pulsates. For those of you without ABS, it's a chance to
stretch
  your legs.
 
  7. Never pass on the left when you can pass on the right. It's a
good
  way to prepare people entering the highway.
 
  8. Speed limits are arbitrary figures, given only as a suggestion
and
  are apparently not enforceable in BC during rush hour.
 
  9. Just because you're in the left lane and have no room to speed up
  or move over doesn't mean that a BC driver flashing his high beams
behind you doesn't think he can go faster in your spot.
 
  10. Always slow down and rubberneck when you see an accident or even
someone changing a tire. This is seen as a sign of respect for the
victim.
 
  11. Learn to swerve abruptly. BC is the home of high-speed slalom
  driving like Highway 16, thanks to the Highways Department, which
puts
  pot-holes in key locations to test drivers' reflexes and keep them
alert.
 
  12. It is traditional in BC to honk your horn at cars that don't
move
  the instant the light turns green.
 
  13. Remember that the goal of every BC driver is to get there first
by
  whatever means necessary.
 14 Never make a right turn and stay in your own lane, always 
turn directly into the left lane, after all the right lane is for slow
drivers, you do not want any one to call you that.



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