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Skriven 2005-01-12 20:04:00 av JIM WELLER (1:123/140)
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I am as attached to it as Jenna Bush is drawn to a keg of Coors Light.
I am in total control, but don't tell my life
I am just "kidding around" especially if you are in the meat industry.
I am just "kidding around" especially if you are in the tofu industry.
I am not lazy; I just have a strong relaxation drive.
I believe that in theory, Usenet /could/ be used to carry information.
I call things as I see them; If I didn't see them, I make them up!
I came, I saw, I took LOTS of PICTURES!
I can give that a --- definate maybe.
I can resist everything except temptation.
I can spell CEE phonetically....
I can't be overdrawn, I still have checks!
I can't reach the brakes on this piano!
I didn't wake up grouchy, I let her sleep.
I distinctly remember forgetting that.
I do a lot of research, especially in ladies apartments.
I do the work of 3 men. Moe, Larry & Curly
I don't blame Congress. If I had $600 billion, I'd be irresponsible too.
I don't care about eating, I'd rather BE eaten!
I don't eat snails.  I prefer fast food.
I don't have a REAL life - I'm a BBS addict!
I don't have a REAL life - I'm a SysOp!
I don't have a solution but I really admire the problem.
I don't live in the past -- I just visit
I don't necessarily agree with everything I say.
I don't normally drink and I'm not normally normal.
I don't want it now, I want it RIGHT now!
I even reformatted it, but I still can't read my file?!
I feel more like I do now than I did before I started
I found the perfect woman, but she is looking for the perfect man
I gave up on my wife, and married my computer.
I give up, what is the meaning of life?
I got my act together and forgot where I put it!
I had a troubled childhood; I was breast fed from falsies
I have write only memory...
I intend to stuff my turkeys until it kills me!
I just got my AT&T bill.  Buy stock!
I just noticed my computer is out of periods, the rabbit died
I knew him back when he was just a netkook.
I knew you back when you were just a netkook.
I know one thing, indecision may or may not be my problem.
I know what a sextet is but I had rather not say.
I left my tart in Aunt Fran's Crisco.
I like pigs. Pigs treat us as equals.
I like young girls. Their stories are shorter.
I lurk quietly and carry a big OFF/ON switch.
I luvs ya, but everyone else thinks you're an ass.
I may be wrong, but I'm never in doubt!
I may not be discreet, but I know how to keep a secret.
I may not be smart, but I'm dumb...
I multitask... I read DSZ docs in the bathroom!
I multitask... I read in the bathroom!
I mustanottagottalotta sleep last night.
I need a drink...where's the SPACE BAR?
I need everything; do you have it??
I only started a BBS to save on the phone bill
I parked my Hard Disk...now I can't find it.
I put spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.
I ran Stacker on my monitor and now it's 28 inches wide!
I should've bbs'ed all night
I sincerely believe he is a great credit to his home planet.
I started out with nothing. I still have most of it.
I suffer from short term memory loss.
I thimk I've finally got this ficts, fics, fixd....
I think, therefore I am... I think.
I tried switching to gum but I couldn't keep it lit!
I tried to drown my problems but they can swim!
I understand the answers, the questions throw me.
I used to be a "Programmer", now I "Work with computers".
I want it all or nothing. Or maybe some.
I was on a roll till I slipped on the butter.
I was so much older then, I'm younger than that now
I will drop your name at anti-IMF rallies hoping to get laid.
I will post a blog claiming that you are a space monkey.
I will sell an expose about your addiction to the National Enquirer.
I will start a rock group called "The Flaming Wackos".
I will write a bestselling book about you whern you're famous.
I will write the governor of California and ask him to terminate you.
I won't actively try to have you committed, although I won't oppose it.
I won't attend your parole hearings.
I won't drop your name at anti-IMF rallies hoping to get laid.
I won't respond to the IRS' request for information about you.
I won't rifle through your garbage.
I won't send the Army a request for enlistment information in your name.
I won't stalk your veterinarian.
I won't write a bestselling book about you whern you're famous.
I'd give my right arm to be ambidextrous.
I'll byte your bits if you'll nybble my words
I'll show you MY fax number if you show me YOURS...


Cheers and Happy New Year

Jim, in Yellowknife, in the cold, in the dark



... I don't do jogging, it makes my beer all foamy.
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