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Skriven 2005-03-23 09:37:04 av Greg Sears (1:153/307)
Kommentar till en text av JIM WELLER
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JIM WELLER was saying T agline stuff to ALL
JW> When we talk to God: praying. When He talks to us: schizophrenic
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JW> They don't really Like warm beer - they just got Lucas fridges.
JW> Cheers
> Jim, in Yellowknife
G-day Mate,
It would seem that you are as close to the North-pole as the .......
I C E-man is to the South pole! Go figure? '-)
> ... If everyone lived forever, where would we all park?
^^ ^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^ ^^^^^^^^ ^^^^^ ^^^^^ ^^ ^^^
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OOps better get some tag-lines .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. .. ..
v0.46: MultiMail, the new multi-platform, multi-format offline reader!
I C E-man. . . a Computer Hacker wanted. . . . . . . Must have own axe.
DalekDOS v(overflow): (I)Obey (V)ision impaired (E)xterminate
I C E-man, Got his tie caught in the fax... Suddenly He was in Auckland?
I C E-man ... does the work of 3 Men... Moe, Larry & Curly ,-0
Internal Error: The system has been taken over by sheep at line 19960
Careful planning will never replace dumb luck . . . . . .RIGHT you ARE!
Discover all unpredictable errors before they occur. .is an ART!
The lecture the doctor gives you on your weight is called a diatribe.
Money is the root of all evil, but man needs roots.
"I'm old! Gimme, gimme, gimme!" - Grandpa Simpson at Social Security
Here's some fun: Walk into an antique shop and say, "What's new?!?"
Panties may not be the best thing on earth, but there next to it!
If I worked as much as others, I would do as little as they!
I C E-man.. I'm a mere dabbler compared to some of the wizards in here.
I'm NOT lazy...I'm just resting before I get tired.
1953.."640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates
A committee:a life form with 6 or more legs and no brain!
lottery & g.s.t. are just a tax on people who are bad at math.
A good start to the day, if your body temp is over 20øC!
A nudist is one who suffers from clothestrophobia.
A shot of reality never hurt anyone ||ÄÄÄÄ[²#²#²#]=ÄÄÄÄ,
Age is important only in dead fish and good wine. #[:-)]
And do you know the greatest monster of them all? Guilt.
I'm ... "Illiterate? ... SO I Write YOU for FREE help."
Beauty is only skin deep.....ugly goes right to the bone!
Boot in the root! BAT in a FAT! Backup,backup,DAT,DAT,DAT
DIVORCE = system("echo y | erase \wife\*.*" ) ..works!
Don't tell me about no damn problems.....fix it yourself!
error758 (A)bort (R)etry (T)hrow computer out window Y/n?
error759 (A)bort (R)etry (T)hrow windows off computer Y/n
error759 (A)bort (R)etry (T)ake windows off computer Y/n?
Four food groups: Fast, Frozen, Instant and Microwavable!
Fathers.... Death is life's way of saying you're Fucked!
I C E-man says.. "I'm writing to YOU so write to ME."
.. a dog without a bone is like Paul M without Viagra!
Help me, my operator is pulling my plu øÕŸûùæ NO CARRIER
Here I sit, in a tizzy; all my favorite boards are busy?
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every moment of it!
In New Zealand there is another word for Suchi......BAIT!
Inflation is having money to burn & can't afford matches.
It's only a hobby ... only a hobby ... only a
I'll sleep like a baby .....with a breast in my mouth!
Jesus Christ! Close the door! Were you born in a barn!?!?
Lately, it occurs to me ..School's out.. a Happy Holiday!
Life after death? Is that like terminate & stay resident?
Manure comes from a bull ... Womanure comes from a cow!!
Member: International Brotherhood of Tagline Thieves!
My cow died, so I don't need your bull anymore!!!
My reality check just bounced... Need more beers mate!
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Nothing positive ever came from a negative thought.
Sex is nobody's business except the three people involved
sometimes I wake up Grumpy; most times I let Her sleep!!
Tagline Lotto: ²²²²²²²²²²<- Scratch here to reveal prize.
...then Adam asked the boss .... "What's a Headache?"
Time is a great teacher .. but it kills all its students!
When I get a grip on reality, the Damn handle falls off!
Yes, I like cats! ... do you want to trade recipes?
"But once you are real, you can't become unreal again."
(A)bort (R)etry (S)mack the frigging thing...
(A)bort, (R)etry, (P)retend this never happened...
- Once you've made all the mistakes, you're an expert.
- The X-Files - 30 dumb looks per episode, guaranteed.
/^\/^\/^\_ê_/^\/^\/^\ Camel in a valley, walking north.
..."Mom, what's an orgasm?" "I don't know, Ask your dad!"
Canada: 9 months of winter, 3 months of bad skiing!
My God Windows... laughs at Your God Amega! #,-0
Hi, my name is Annie Key. Please don't hit me!
.. a dog without a bone is like Scott T without Viagra!
..`þÜþßþÜþßþÜþßþÜþßþ -- oh no, a worm in video memory!!!
...Old and Sneaky beats Young and Gifted every time!!
Make a ewe turn? Aussie says.. I can make her eyes cross!
...I wish YOU and YOURS a VERY HAPPY NEW YEAR(1999)!!!
Old age & Treachery will overcome Youth & Skill everyday!
I.R.D: "We got what it takes to take what you've got!"
A nude cake-girl can suffer from clothestrophobia...#:-)
... is a female lawyer without her briefs is a solicitor?
... Unable to open LEVI.ZIP...Continue TAKELEAK.EXE?(Y/n)
... you know Hockey Players *UCK with long curved sticks?
... Golfer--Yells "Fore!", Takes Five, Writes down Three!
... Can you answer me... regards this -mail-... Please?
... in NZ Hockey Players BALL with long curved sticks!!!
... Sexual battery... what Heather uses in her vibrator!
... Sexual battery.. what Sheilas use in their vibrators?
... -----------POLICE TAGLINE -- DO NOT CROSS------------
Sport date: kiss her on the strikes, she kisses on the...
Catch and Release is good for Trout.... Not for Criminals
Why..when it gets to be your turn, they change the Rules?
--- Once you've made all the mistakes, you're an expert.
A committee: a life form with 6 or more legs and no brain!
I think farts'r better than logic, but I can't prove it.
You DO have a purpose in LIFE. . . . you make ME laugh!!!
I'll sleep like a baby ..... with a breast in my mouth!
..WE wish YOU and YOURS a VERY HAPPY ANNIVERSARY-99:)!!!
War doesn't show who's right... IT determines who's left?
Regardless of what <YOU> think. . . . I am **THE** man!!!
I C E-man, look out for ///\oo/\\ Bugs? What bugs? ///\oo/\\ ///\oo/\\
Do it today, tomorrow it will be bad for your health or illegal.
You're just jealous because the voices are talking to me and not you.
I didn't believe in reincarnation the last time, either.
Reader, This message released to public domain. Use at your own risk!!
Freedom of expression is not negotiable, fight all forms of censorship!
2000 years ago, Egyptians worshipped cats. The cats never forgot it.
The way house costs are growing these days, a man's home is his hassle!
Cows may come and cows may go, but the bull in here goes on forever ,-0
I C E-man says "I'm not cheap, but I am on special this week only!"
BEING A BITCH IS A TOUGH JOB! But Heather Lennox has the real talent!
IF You have capacity to learn from mistakes. You'll learn a lot today!
I C E-man I have been poor and I have been rich. Rich is better. ,-0
2 kinds of people: those with offline readers & those who use MultiMail!
"And we'll have fun, fun, fun..." What? A moderator? Never mind.
I heard. . Sorrow looks back, Worry looks around, but Faith looks up!
Careful planning will never replace dumb luck. . . . . . RIGHT you ARE!
ÜßÜßÜÜßÜßÜÜßÜßÜ ‹ DRi¥K tì màkˆ éÂhÉ© pˆ•plä ¡Nt‰R‰StiïG. ßÜßÜßßÜßÜßßÜßÜ
HEY!!! Support bacteria -- they are the only culture some people have.
Cheers, I C E-man!
"Janet!", "Dr. Scott!", "Janet!", "Brad!", "Rocky!", "Bullwinkle!"
I C E-man ///\**/\\\ Bugs? What bugs? ///\oo/\\\ ///\++/\\\
Cool! I figured out the Sysop's passwor$>@7& NO CARRIER
Cheers,
__o o__ o__ o__ o__ There's one
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(@)/ (@) (@) \(@) (@) \(@) (@) \(@) (@) \(@) crowd....
...I C E-man.
... I C E-man said that 2 + 2 = 5 for extremely large values of 2?
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